Midterm election winners and losers: Who's good for gossip, who's bad for gossip, who failed at gossip

Awwww. Don't make him start crying again! (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Many people look at elections results and ask, "Is this good for the country?" We ask, "Is this good for gossip?" Who from the class of 2010 will shine on these pages -- and who represents a tragic loss for our cause? Consider House Speaker-designate John Boehner. You knew about the chain-smoking, the perma-tan, those sparkling green eyes, the awesome late-night parties at the Republican convention. But it wasn't until Tuesday night's victory address that we fully grasped his potential: He's a crier! "I spent my life chasing the American dream," he said, then paused, choked up, fought back the tears -- only to start blubbering again about how he "put my heart and soul into running a small business." Not even Glenn Beck cries this well. After four years of reserved, precise (okay, boring) Nancy Pelosi speeches, it's

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